Hey, its Aidanus Leeus here and I have just gotten back from a sold out performance from the popular "Muse-ic Concert Band" and its safe to say that everyone has been brainwashed! I know that most of you (probably all of you) are shaking your heads and going like: " Oh, Aidanus, you're just too lazy too think of articles to write so you just wrote this while eating Apollo's Sun Chips." Well I'm not too lazy. This is a real dilemma! There was a court case going on earlier today but since I went to the concert, I knew that not everyone was there! (I wasn't there myself but I was excused.) My colleague, Mattheweus Laius, was about to be brought to the court case after being slashed with red paint but the soldiers were so sucked into the music, that they let Laius go! This is inexcusable. That's not what our forefathers wanted! We should keep to the law and hold the concert on another day, which was my idea at first. However, when I saw the judge who was supposed to be there, it was getting out of hand. The judge is supposed to be at the court case to make the ultimate decision on 'guilty' or 'not guilty.' The judge has complete power over the decision and if he's not there, it's not a court case. Now, he could have been replaced by another judge but all males are supposed to attend these events so I don't know why the Muse-ic Concert Band chose today to perform.Most of all, the judge who went to the concert has never missed a case in his life and he has just broken his record. I hope he feels guilty for his decision to abandon this public event, and all the males out there should feel guilty as well.  

Hey Cassandra, I understand that husband, Calchas, was seen with another woman and you claim that they were seen "hugging" after eating dinner on the shore. I know you are emotionally depressed after failing to save Troy because no one believed you that your brother Paris was going to make Troy burn. Listen, you and Calchas are destined to be together. Its oracle and oracle, what more can you ask for? My suggestion is to talk to Calchas, maybe he has a problem with you and he wants you to fix it. Once you fix it, you guys can "hug" it out and make-up. Or instead of just asking me, you could just contact the gods and maybe they can tell you what's going to happen. After all, you are an oracle right (which is why I don't get why you're asking me). Don't send a scroll back to me saying: " I'm not brave enough, Aidanus, help me, HELP ME." Well, I think you're pretty brave, you had enough courage to tell you parents to kill your new baby brother by saying: "KILL HIM, KILL HIM."

                                 So I'm sure you and Calchas will make up once more and tell each other prophecies about each other. I hope this will help you greatly with Calchas, and do yourself a favor. Contact the gods before going to Calchas to see what's going to happen. I really don't want to receive another letter from you which is all in capital letters.

Hello, I am Senior editor Aidanus Leeus. You may have heard of me from previous articles but these have my own opinions of stuff. So they're special.

Anyway, I think that the wonderful games that are celebrated every 4 years to our god Zeus should be every year. Why do I think this you say? Well, for one thing,
the Olympics immediately stop any wars whatsoever no matter the seriousness of the war. Therefore, instead of worrying for silly wars and conflicts, city-states will be worried about how good their athletes at the annual Olympics . Then, instead of battling, they will be busy training their contestants to win and gain pride from all of Greece! Earlier today, I talked to, Totes An Oracle, and she told me that if the Olympics are held every year, than Zeus and the other gods will be much, much happier. There will be no more famine and sorrow to be found anywhere from the Island of Crete, all the way to Mount Olympus. Everyone will be happy, no civil wars, just wars with surrounding civilizations. Not only that but there would also be some good yearly entertainment for us males so we don't have to listen to that so called "legendary' band known as the Muse-ic Band. I mean seriously, that Pigeon Message me Maybe song, is just too catchy and annoying! Its like their 'one-hit wonder'! Us males would males would also appreciate more time outside of the house, letting the wife do all the chores and such. After all, that's what they are for am I right? The male citizens would not be the only ones satisfied with these yearly Olympics, the ruler would too because he would gain huge amounts of tax money from these games and from the tourists coming in from other city-states. I know for a fact, that the current ruler absolutely LOVES gold. He would never put anyone on the chopping block if he gains this much drachmas a year! Not that I've been threatened many times and have been forced to write articles for this news scroll.