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Hey, its Aidanus Leeus here and I have just gotten back from a sold out performance from the popular "Muse-ic Concert Band" and its safe to say that everyone has been brainwashed! I know that most of you (probably all of you) are shaking your heads and going like: " Oh, Aidanus, you're just too lazy too think of articles to write so you just wrote this while eating Apollo's Sun Chips." Well I'm not too lazy. This is a real dilemma! There was a court case going on earlier today but since I went to the concert, I knew that not everyone was there! (I wasn't there myself but I was excused.) My colleague, Mattheweus Laius, was about to be brought to the court case after being slashed with red paint but the soldiers were so sucked into the music, that they let Laius go! This is inexcusable. That's not what our forefathers wanted! We should keep to the law and hold the concert on another day, which was my idea at first. However, when I saw the judge who was supposed to be there, it was getting out of hand. The judge is supposed to be at the court case to make the ultimate decision on 'guilty' or 'not guilty.' The judge has complete power over the decision and if he's not there, it's not a court case. Now, he could have been replaced by another judge but all males are supposed to attend these events so I don't know why the Muse-ic Concert Band chose today to perform.Most of all, the judge who went to the concert has never missed a case in his life and he has just broken his record. I hope he feels guilty for his decision to abandon this public event, and all the males out there should feel guilty as well.  




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    Aidanus Leeus was born in Athens and refused to marry his significantly younger wife, so now he lives alone, crying in the corner, with no one to love.

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