Hello, I am Senior editor Aidanus Leeus. You may have heard of me from previous articles but these have my own opinions of stuff. So they're special.
Anyway, I think that the wonderful games that are celebrated every 4 years to our god Zeus should be every year. Why do I think this you say? Well, for one thing,
the Olympics immediately stop any wars whatsoever no matter the seriousness of the war. Therefore, instead of worrying for silly wars and conflicts, city-states will be worried about how good their athletes at the annual Olympics . Then, instead of battling, they will be busy training their contestants to win and gain pride from all of Greece! Earlier today, I talked to, Totes An Oracle, and she told me that if the Olympics are held every year, than Zeus and the other gods will be much, much happier. There will be no more famine and sorrow to be found anywhere from the Island of Crete, all the way to Mount Olympus. Everyone will be happy, no civil wars, just wars with surrounding civilizations. Not only that but there would also be some good yearly entertainment for us males so we don't have to listen to that so called "legendary' band known as the Muse-ic Band. I mean seriously, that Pigeon Message me Maybe song, is just too catchy and annoying! Its like their 'one-hit wonder'! Us males would males would also appreciate more time outside of the house, letting the wife do all the chores and such. After all, that's what they are for am I right? The male citizens would not be the only ones satisfied with these yearly Olympics, the ruler would too because he would gain huge amounts of tax money from these games and from the tourists coming in from other city-states. I know for a fact, that the current ruler absolutely LOVES gold. He would never put anyone on the chopping block if he gains this much drachmas a year! Not that I've been threatened many times and have been forced to write articles for this news scroll.
Anyway, I think that the wonderful games that are celebrated every 4 years to our god Zeus should be every year. Why do I think this you say? Well, for one thing,
the Olympics immediately stop any wars whatsoever no matter the seriousness of the war. Therefore, instead of worrying for silly wars and conflicts, city-states will be worried about how good their athletes at the annual Olympics . Then, instead of battling, they will be busy training their contestants to win and gain pride from all of Greece! Earlier today, I talked to, Totes An Oracle, and she told me that if the Olympics are held every year, than Zeus and the other gods will be much, much happier. There will be no more famine and sorrow to be found anywhere from the Island of Crete, all the way to Mount Olympus. Everyone will be happy, no civil wars, just wars with surrounding civilizations. Not only that but there would also be some good yearly entertainment for us males so we don't have to listen to that so called "legendary' band known as the Muse-ic Band. I mean seriously, that Pigeon Message me Maybe song, is just too catchy and annoying! Its like their 'one-hit wonder'! Us males would males would also appreciate more time outside of the house, letting the wife do all the chores and such. After all, that's what they are for am I right? The male citizens would not be the only ones satisfied with these yearly Olympics, the ruler would too because he would gain huge amounts of tax money from these games and from the tourists coming in from other city-states. I know for a fact, that the current ruler absolutely LOVES gold. He would never put anyone on the chopping block if he gains this much drachmas a year! Not that I've been threatened many times and have been forced to write articles for this news scroll.
