After 10 long years, the Trojan War has been won by us Achaeans! We won due to my ingenious plot to create a giant wooden horse and hide troops in it. The plan worked and as they led the trap into the city, we grinned and waited for the moment to strike. When the Trojans were drunk from partying, we snuck out and burned their city to the ground! We now sail home! I can't wait to return home to my beloved wife and child! I wonder how big he is now!